Flip This Wholesaler

3/8/2008

Warning: This post contains curse words, including, but not limited to, F-bombs.

Well, we didn't close yesterday. I called the listing agent at around 1:30 to see what the hell was going on, but he didn't answer (SHOCKING), so I left a vm which he didn't respond to. You know, I understand that he's busy and all, so I came up with a solution that might help: HIRE A FUCKING ASSISTANT. It's not like I'm calling to ask him what color socks he's wearing, I'm trying to find out what the hell is going on with the deal that's supposed to close TODAY. The lady at the title company never called me back either, and I still haven't received a copy of the HUD that she promised she would have to me by Thursday. Pretty much everybody involved in this deal has their head up their ass (myself excluded). Oh, and the addendum is still "uploaded into the system, but not signed." Whatever the fuck that means. I guess the asset manager will get to it when she gets back from Tahiti, or wherever the hell she's been hiding. There's got to be some way to get these closings done at my title company. Maybe I could offer to pay all of the closing costs? It would be well worth it to me.

I will be thoroughly enjoying each and every 40-cents-on-the-dollar-offer that I'll be faxing out this weekend. I certainly don't feel bad about taking these guys to the cleaners.

On a lighter note, the Skypoint countdown has begun. I'll be moving in the weekend before April 1st, so, it's T-minus 3 weeks until the big day! Can't wait. You guys are gonna die when you see the view....