Flip This Wholesaler

12/17/2008

Ahhhhhh.. These REOs. They are so much fun. So much dang fun I don't know what to do with myself sometimes..

So, the deal that was supposed to close Monday, that they moved to today, that I am closing at my buyer's title company because he doesn't have an ID......well, that is quasi-closed. And by quasi-closed, I mean that all of the docs are signed, and my buyer's funds (see below) are in escrow at his title company......BUT.....the stupid freaking seller has not sent the deed package to their title company yet, and my buyer's title company will not release his funds until they get a copy of the signed deed from the bank's title company (this could take years).

YAAAAAY!!

My favorite thing in the world is going to a closing and then leaving without getting paid. LOVE IT. This is the second time in a month that I have gone to closing, signed docs, and then walked out without a check. This really irritates the living crap out of me.

I think, perhaps, that the Universe is trying to teach me to be patient.

The Universe can kiss my ass.

P.S.
My sans-ID-buyer brought $25,000 CASH to closing today. No, I'm not kidding. 25k in cold hard cash. Thought about taking a picture, but I didn't think it would go over too well.